The Johnny Depp Shirt

Since today is January 1st, I thought it would be totally appropriate and sensible to dedicate my First Blog Post to my New Years Resolutions. However, I'm not appropriate or sensible and the harsh reality of New Years is that most of today I've spent tired and hungover. So the Resolutions post will come tomorrow, maybe.
I really wanted to write something but something that I don't have to spend a lot of time on. So I'm just going to talk about my Johnny Depp Shirt really quick: It was one of the few Christmas presents from my mom that I didn't expect but I'm really thrilled with it and it's actually a very touching gift because me and my mom totally bond over our obsession with Johnny Depp. (I have a theory that she married my dad because coincidentally, his birth date and year are the same as JD's, and maybe she thinks that they're long lost twins or the same person in parallel universes or something.)
I also love this shirt because it matches well with a lot of the skirts I own and I've already worn it twice and I don't have a lot of shirts because they're not my favorite thing to buy. And because Johnny Depp is a babe! And because, in the spur of the moment, I bought a kilt from the 1970's because the vintage store was having a 20% off sale, and I don't think any other shirt would look quite as good with it. In conclusion, I love my mom, I love Johnny Depp, and he might actually be my father in the Twilight Zone.