Thursday, January 9, 2014

ground control to major tom

Happy belated birthday, David Bowie! I didn't do much yesterday to celebrate the 67th birthday of one of my Favorite Men on Earth, but this morning I think I subconsciously got dressed with him in mind.  I rarely ever wear these leggings because they fit weird and don't match anything I own, but today I said "the hell with it," pairing them with a black skirt and the fisherman grandpa sweater my sister just bought from Goodwill. Put me on the cover of Teen Vogue right now. (Better yet, put me on the cover of Sassy, which my sense of style and general feminine mystique will inspire to rise from the dead. If you know where I can get an old issue of Sassy for less than $80, by the way, let me know asap!!)
When they interview me I will humbly confess that my main style icons are in fact fisherman grandpas that frequently partake in space travel and the wearing of roll-on face glitter.
This picture doesn't do the leggings justice, ugh, but my mom described them as "jarring."
Next time the roll-on glitter will be applied more generously. I also really like wearing white eyeliner on my waterline right now because if I make myself look bored enough, it gives me a desired couldn't-care-less "ceiling eyes" effect.






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